I've decided that if a RETARD can be President of the United States, so can I.
I believe in equality, a woman's right to choose and feeding corporate criminals to the sharks. I promise not to embarass my fellow American citizens by speaking improper English or sleeping with the interns (yuck) or yelping "dang gee golly gosh" during a debate or speech. I don't have children who will get themselves "knocked up" and I will never abuse my position of power to fire your red-neck relative. Vote Monterey 2008!
I believe in equality, a woman's right to choose and feeding corporate criminals to the sharks. I promise not to embarass my fellow American citizens by speaking improper English or sleeping with the interns (yuck) or yelping "dang gee golly gosh" during a debate or speech. I don't have children who will get themselves "knocked up" and I will never abuse my position of power to fire your red-neck relative. Vote Monterey 2008!