Thursday, February 5, 2009
Monday, October 13, 2008
Monterey Manning for President
I've decided that if a RETARD can be President of the United States, so can I.
I believe in equality, a woman's right to choose and feeding corporate criminals to the sharks. I promise not to embarass my fellow American citizens by speaking improper English or sleeping with the interns (yuck) or yelping "dang gee golly gosh" during a debate or speech. I don't have children who will get themselves "knocked up" and I will never abuse my position of power to fire your red-neck relative. Vote Monterey 2008!
I believe in equality, a woman's right to choose and feeding corporate criminals to the sharks. I promise not to embarass my fellow American citizens by speaking improper English or sleeping with the interns (yuck) or yelping "dang gee golly gosh" during a debate or speech. I don't have children who will get themselves "knocked up" and I will never abuse my position of power to fire your red-neck relative. Vote Monterey 2008!Sunday, September 21, 2008
Veggie Car Ride!
I got to ride in Michael's Veggie Car today! He even let me ride in the front seat with him! Wheeeeeeeeee!
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